paris, you're killing me

paris (the aforementioned bicycle) is pushing the envelope, that's for sure. today on my cycle to work i hopped off to secure a trouser clips (don't even get me started on how naff i look whilst riding my bike) that had come loose, and noticed that there was a little tear in the cuff of my FAVORITE work pants. arrrrgh. this whole biking to work thing is totally over-rated.