i never said i was a lady

that last post made me suddenly worry that young children might be reading my blog because i swore. and every time i experience the swear-feel-bad-about-swearing-cycle i think about my mom. she doesn't think ladies should swear. i then think of my rusty ol' response: mom. i never said i was a lady.

here's where i prove that last statement:

i'd like to propose that working too much causes gas. cuz i've been working too much and i have gas.

there are only two things that differentiate today from yesterday, when i didn't have gas.

1. i worked too much.
2. i had a ham sandwich.

aaaannnnd now i'm too tired to establish my argument (also due to working too much).

anyway, case closed. that's good science.